Katy Perry should have married me.

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Screw this Russell Brand guy! What’s he got that I don’t have? Oh, sure – maybe an accent that women find irresistible at times, so I’ll give him that. And well, – he is pretty funny as well. And from a guy’s perspective, I am not sure that I’d classify him as being a dog. But I can’t help but think of the Geico caveman when he lets himself go unshaven. A glammed up version of the Geico caveman, perhaps? Okay, okay, okay – maybe he DOES clean up well. Dammit!

What do I have that Russell Brand does NOT have? A copy of Enuff Z’Nuff’s “Dissonance” – still unreleased in the United States (but coming soon). Chalk one up for The Hair Metal Guy!

Read – Katy Perry and Russell Brand reportedly wearing wedding rings already.

And by the way, the new Enuff Z’Nuff album that’s been available to the rest of the world will be out July 12th on Rock Candy Records.

Read all about Enuff Z'Nuff on SleazeRoxx.com.

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